George 'Morge' Friel
2016/17 LUSL Wednesday Division 1 Champion, 2016/17 LUSL Saturday Division 2 Champion, 2017/18 Varsity Champion, ex-4th XI Captain.
Current- Michy Batshuayi. All Time- Joleon Lescott.
As captain, I rocked up to trials with a four pack of Strongbow Dark Fruits... hair of the dog and all that.